Idiots Behind Wheels(explicit)
Most people who drive on the road, are rubbish at it with slow reflexes, no road sense and behave like total c*nts.
I live significantly far from the capital, and the daily travel has been the biggest source of continuous pain in my life for the last few years. And so, I shall have multiple rants on this subject after every extra annoying experience.
This weekend, I had gone with my family for a short drive and brunch. The social time and meals were the best part, but the driving was a pain. Stupid w*nkers breaking randomly on the highway, slow guys in the overtaking lane, and the worst of the lot - the slow, driving in two lanes, blocking overtakes like a c*nt. And there are predictable patterns in these driving-d**ks. First, being Delhi, there'll be plenty of cars with Haryana number plates. These ill-tempered bowl-heads are to steered clear off, especially if its any Maruti car besides the Suzuki Swift. That brings me to the next stereotype, most people who drive Maruti cars like the WagonR or Esteem, and other small cars like Santro, Indica and sometimes Brio. They have a serious inferiority complex and will go out of their way to annoy you by blocking you or driving past as close to your car as possible without hitting it. Then its the spatially-impaired, who are so used to driving in tight spots, they lose their minds on wide open roads and are all over the place, weaving about without warning or reason. And lastly, the "inchers". This particular breed of pricks will not stop at any light. They will slow down, near halt, but keep rolling forward, inch-by-inch, nosing theri way into oncoming traffic till enough to break the flow and then jump the light, with a stupid grin on their face.
I wish I could get a special permit from the Traffic Police to drive an armored SUV around town, just smashing the cars of these kind of idiots who I see misbehaving on the road. Maybe I can, each police station's precinct has one armored-car driver to enforce good driving, we could file a petition or something.
Anyways, that's my rant for now, leave a comment and stay tuned for more from the Sane Lunatic.
I live significantly far from the capital, and the daily travel has been the biggest source of continuous pain in my life for the last few years. And so, I shall have multiple rants on this subject after every extra annoying experience.
This weekend, I had gone with my family for a short drive and brunch. The social time and meals were the best part, but the driving was a pain. Stupid w*nkers breaking randomly on the highway, slow guys in the overtaking lane, and the worst of the lot - the slow, driving in two lanes, blocking overtakes like a c*nt. And there are predictable patterns in these driving-d**ks. First, being Delhi, there'll be plenty of cars with Haryana number plates. These ill-tempered bowl-heads are to steered clear off, especially if its any Maruti car besides the Suzuki Swift. That brings me to the next stereotype, most people who drive Maruti cars like the WagonR or Esteem, and other small cars like Santro, Indica and sometimes Brio. They have a serious inferiority complex and will go out of their way to annoy you by blocking you or driving past as close to your car as possible without hitting it. Then its the spatially-impaired, who are so used to driving in tight spots, they lose their minds on wide open roads and are all over the place, weaving about without warning or reason. And lastly, the "inchers". This particular breed of pricks will not stop at any light. They will slow down, near halt, but keep rolling forward, inch-by-inch, nosing theri way into oncoming traffic till enough to break the flow and then jump the light, with a stupid grin on their face.
I wish I could get a special permit from the Traffic Police to drive an armored SUV around town, just smashing the cars of these kind of idiots who I see misbehaving on the road. Maybe I can, each police station's precinct has one armored-car driver to enforce good driving, we could file a petition or something.
Anyways, that's my rant for now, leave a comment and stay tuned for more from the Sane Lunatic.
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