F**k the SUV (People)

I absolutely do NOT like the new SUV cars in general. I hate the way they look, the way they feel to drive and most of all, I hate it that soo many people like them and find them practical.

While I do understand that if you're the type of person who often enough likes to take their car off-road for some adventurous driving experiences or if driving off-road is simply part of your routine, then the SUV is the car for you. Or maybe you are often in need to travel with more than 5 adults in the car, or maybe you need a car that can protect you from the likely event of being rammed into by another car, even then it suits your needs. 

But if you don't plan to do any of those things, then your SUV simply says, "fuck you commoner" as you literally sit on your high throne in a car that allows you to fill the boot with bags and bags of more shit you don't need but would like to have. More and more of these city driving fucks have gone for these styles of vehicles as it gives their hollow souls some sense of self-confidence.

That became a damn good business opportunity for manufacturers to make such designs, more affordable and more practical in terms of fuel efficiency, so that people across the economic stages could afford to buy an obese car. Most of these SUVs do not have AWD or 4WD or powerful enough engines. So they are no called crossovers. FUCK!! So now we have more and more and more such cars, that are being made to soothe the egos of those with an inferiority complex, and most of these cars are driven by speed-retardent fuckwits with no sense of lane driving or road mannerisms.

I can't blame the manufacturers for capitalizing on such a great business opportunity, which by the way gets a boost from the fact the roads in India are so shit that you need to have a high-chassis car to not break it on a pothole. The fact is, there are now so many crossover variants (budget SUVs) on the roads with more new ones coming out, that this annoyance is only going to get bigger and bigger till it becomes the new norm. Let's face it, BENTLEY just launched an SUV, the Bentayga, which many agreed was downright ugly. Porsche started making money again thanks to the extremely ugly but very fast Cayenne and Macan models. Even Lamborghini has shared plans for an SUV, SH*T!!

But when I look at some of the better designed, more purposeful SUVs, the ones that many people can't afford, I do think they are good cars and have specific uses, and I do like them. Perhaps then, it would be more accurate to say that I don't like the kind of people who usually buy these new crossovers and cheap SUVs. I also don't like most 'celebrities' who own SUV's and then add 'bling' to them but there aren't that many of those cunts anyway.

So, even if some of you are the kind of people whom I just said that I don't like, it's a topic of preferences and taste that we can agree to disagree about. But to vent an honest statement? Fuck you.

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