Where are all the proper saloon cars?!



I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I. Don't. Like. SUVs. In. The. City. I don't! And then there's all these dabba cars, or 'compact sedan', which is basically a hatchback with what looks like a botched-up cosmetic job on its arse! I'm talking about the ugly sights like the Maruti Swift Dzire, the Hyundai Xcent, the Volkswagen Ameo, the Honda Amaze, the Ford Figo Aspire, and the sort! Yes, I know its because of the taxation policy for cars that are road taxes less than 4m long, so carmakers aim to offer a three-box car for less money, but please fucking don't!!

If I can't afford a proper saloon car, so be it. I'll go for a premium hatchback or something, as should everyone else! The reason I'm saying this now is because I was looking at upcoming cars and there's reports about a 'Chevy Beat Essentia' and a 'Tata Kite 5' which are of similar build. As if there weren't enough depressingly ugly cars on the road already.

I want to see more PROPER saloon cars, with powerful engines, like the Hyundai Verna, the Chevy Cruze, the VW Vento and Jetta, Ford Fiesta, a better looking Nissan Sunny, a Maruti Suzuki Ciaz with a 1.6 engine. Yes, I know there is a problem of space on the roads, but then I'd rather have better and more practical and more powerful hatchbacks, not butt-ugly 'compact sedans'!!

*deep breaths to tone it down* Okay, I'm good. Oh, and if you buy a compact sedan, even if you're my friend, I reserve the right to call your car a piece of dog shit. Ciao!

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