An Angry Christmas Carol

*Sung to the tune of 'Deck the Halls'

Deck the people who make you angry
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Beat them up in some dark alley
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Fuck the people with nice apparel
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Drink your booze now by the barrel
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

See our lives a mess before us
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Drink some more and join the chorus
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Find a buddy for times of pleasure
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Moan and yell for good measure
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Quick! Before the old year passes,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Bend on over and spread your asses (to sing)

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Stay in bed, you belong together
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Binge watch your way through the weather

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Disclaimer: The carol above is not meant to offend or disturb anyone's festive spirit but an expression of those who don't wanna fucking join in.